Tyrion: The Lord of light wants his enemies burned, the drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where is the God of tits and wine?
Varys: In the Summer Isles they worship a Fertility Goddess with sixteen teats.
Tyrion: We should sail there immediately.
Tyrion and Varys
Game of Thrones
Season 2 Episode 8
The Prince Of Winterfell